February 2009
2 posts
December 2008
3 posts
WatchMaxim suggests a few alternative phrases for the Voice behind Mortal Kombat, Hernan Sanchez. So enjoy this embeddable soundboard. It’s a whole new game!
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November 2008
4 posts
WatchTake the red pill. Get the blue screen.
Watch…and some German punk.
Die Toten Hosen (The Deadbeats or, literally translated, The Dead Pants) - Strom (Electricity)
October 2008
7 posts
Received from my cousin and while I may not agree with all of it, it does strike a chord in a very entertaining way.
Dear Red States: If you manage to steal this election too we’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington,...
“I’m also troubled by, not what Senator McCain says, but what members of the party say, and it is permitted to be said. Such things as ‘Well you know that Mr. Obama is a Muslim.’ Well the correct answer is ‘He is not a Muslim, he’s a Christian, he’s always been a Christian.’ But the really right answer is ‘What if he is? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country?’ The...
Has anyone else noticed that Microsoft’s latest marketing campaign has a subliminal message? Check out the last letter of each word in their new slogan:
“I’M A PC”
Quote of the Day
“Blogging: Never have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.”
Somehow eerily appropriate for this site.
The F Word
Driving in my car with my 8-year-old in the back. We’re rocking out to an old Cloud Cult album when a particularly sexual, adult-themed song comes on and I skip it.
“Hey! Why’d you skip that?!”
“Because he sings about some adult stuff and it’s not for you.”
“What does he say?!”
“I can’t tell you.”
“C’mon,...
WatchGotta love it!
September 2008
2 posts
Office Weapons: Binder Clip Missile Launcher →
Boss DJ and any of his affiliates in no way condone, promote, or encourage the building or use of this or any other office weapon…that means you too, J.
Question:
Is it wrong to vote for McCain just ‘cuz Palin’s a hottie?
August 2008
4 posts
Essential Life Lesson #1: Over is Right, Under is... →
Finally, the science behind it all…for the unbelievers.
July 2008
5 posts
June 2008
10 posts
Watch“Take a few hours off work to “vote” - Just nap in your car!”
Death By Caffeine →
How much of your favorite caffeinated drink or food will kill you? This test seems just a little more scientific than J’s study on the subject. Just to let you know, it would take 3276 glasses of Chocolate Milk to put me down.
10 Ways Dads Are Like Rock Stars →
The Car of My Dreams Refueled →
Now THIS is a family ride…ya know, if you’re a family of pimps!
The Car of My Dreams →
We are currently in the market for a new vehicle and in my search I stumbled on my dreamcar…not much of a family car, but we can make it work!
Why I WILL Let My Kids Play GTA IV →
Whatever you think of the game, sister preaches truth. (Warning: A little bit o’ language.)
WatchFunny that I just stumbled onto this shortly after watching the movie August Rush.
May 2008
9 posts
God, According to Indiana Jones
“I’ll turn anyone who drinks from the wrong [grail] into a skeleton. It’ll be awesome.”
Outkicked! :: The Eleven Natural Enemies of Every... →
9. Hot Girls You’re at the end of a tough long run. You’re pretty much at the point of putting one foot in front of the other and hoping that it translates into forward motion, when off in the distance you see Helen of Troy in running shorts. Immediately you drop to tempo pace, your formerly ragged breathing becomes controlled and effortless. The rictus grin you’d been sporting moments earlier is...
Things younger than Republican Presidential... →
Thanks to The 404 (R.I.P. Randall B.)
WatchTomahawk is the latest experiment from music legend (and personal rock idol) Mike Patton that I’ve been into. You might know Mike from a little group known as Faith No More…or perhaps Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Lovage, or Peeping Tom. And for those of you that find his vocalistic stylings aren’t quite your cup o’ tea, you might better recognize his...
Watch I finally found it in its entirety. Enjoy.
WatchI haven’t been posting much lately, so when I’m in a bit of funk I’ll post vids of music I’m diggin’ at the moment…we’ll start things off in a freaky way (I know you’re not a fan of scary stuff so you might need to close your eyes - and ears - for this one, J!) Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy
Well, I just spent a substantial chunk of time going through all my past video entries and deleting the inactive ones…which turned out to be about 98% of them. No more reheating YouTube leftovers for this blog.
April 2008
4 posts
Seth’s blog: Now accepting comments. Please be gentle.
Matt: Anafranacanafran.
Me: What?
Matt: Anafranacanafran.
Me: Onaconapooner?
Matt: Onaconaponner!
Me: Enot.
Matt: Cotton.
Me: Cotton!
John Cleese’s “Letter to America” →
“You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you’re not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you’re not grown up enough to handle a gun.”
You know what’s great? Unicorns. In fact, unicorns are freakin’ AWESOME. And you know why? Because once you accept one into your life, they provide you with a lifetime membership into the Beer, Massage, Chocolate and Steak club. Have you not heard about the beer, massage and steak club? Well, let me tell you all about it - it doesn’t matter if you don’t like beer, or steak,...