A Boss DJ Ain't Nuthin' But A Man
Ugh, I think I’m gonna be sick. If you wanna go and ruin cheezy pop music, that’s fine ‘cuz you aren’t going to be able to do that much damage…but what in the name of all that’s holy makes your pretentious, annoying arse think you can do justice to one of rock and roll’s greatest legends with your superflous and insufferable singing?! To think, I actually had the gun to my ear before I finally managed to reach the stop button.
Nothing is sacred anymore.
Congratulation, Baskin Robbins! Not only can you claim “The Worst Drink in America” but also the #2 and #5 contenders for Most Tempting Beverage of Death. Thanks for nothin’, jerks!
“You just kind of need to stand back to appreciate this one. This drink is an entire days worth of calories, two days of fat, and enough sugar to jump-start Rosie Odonnell’s heart. There should be a health warning and an age restriction on this drink.”
Maybe - just maybe - there’s something not quite kosher about uploading this on the 4th of July. It just feels wrong…
But I do it anyway!