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Wanna know what's on Seth Sadler's mind? So would he...
Mon Feb 9

The Beatles on Morecombe and Wise - 1963

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Wed Feb 4

The Aggrolites - Free Time

Just one of the many acts I’ll be seeing at this year’s Coachella Festival - April 17-19.

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Mon Dec 15
Shanalee: “So I’m thinking we should have one more of our own before we consider adopting.”
Seth: “Yeah, that sounds like a good plan to me.”
God: “Oh, really?! You think so? Shazam…the Double Deuce!”

Shanalee: “So I’m thinking we should have one more of our own before we consider adopting.”

Seth: “Yeah, that sounds like a good plan to me.”

God: “Oh, really?! You think so? Shazam…the Double Deuce!”

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Sat Dec 6

Maxim suggests a few alternative phrases for the Voice behind Mortal Kombat, Hernan Sanchez. So enjoy this embeddable soundboard. It’s a whole new game!

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Fri Nov 14

Take the red pill. Get the blue screen.

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Mon Nov 10
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Sat Nov 1

…and some German punk.

Die Toten Hosen (The Deadbeats or, literally translated, The Dead Pants) - Strom (Electricity)

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Fettes Brot (Fat Bread) - Da Draussen (Out There)

*Inspired by J…not as guttural as one might think, eh what?

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Thu Oct 30
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Tue Oct 28

Received from my cousin and while I may not agree with all of it, it does strike a chord in a very entertaining way.

Dear Red States:

If you manage to steal this election too we’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ole’ Miss.

We get 85% of America’s venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue; you get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we’re going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they’re apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don’t care if you don’t show pictures of their children’s caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we’re not willing to spend our resources in Bush’s Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country’s fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation’s fresh fruit, 95% of America’s quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech, Berkeley, UCLA and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we’re discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

Finally, we’re taking all the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,
— the Blue States

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Tue Oct 21

"I’m also troubled by, not what Senator McCain says, but what members of the party say, and it is permitted to be said. Such things as ‘Well you know that Mr. Obama is a Muslim.’ Well the correct answer is ‘He is not a Muslim, he’s a Christian, he’s always been a Christian.’ But the really right answer is ‘What if he is? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country?’ The answer is ‘No. That’s not America.’ Is there something wrong with some 7-year old Muslim-American kid believing that he or she can be president? Yet I have heard senior members of my own party drop the suggestion he’s a Muslim and he might be associated with terrorists. This is not the way we should be doing it in America.

I feel strongly about this particular point because of a picture I saw in a magazine. It was a photo-essay about troops who were serving in Iraq and Afghanistan. And one picture at the tail end of this photo essay was of a mother in Arlington Cemetery and she had her head on the headstone of her son’s grave. And as the picture focused in you can see the writing on the headstone. And it gave his awards, Purple Heart, Bronze Star, showed that he died in Iraq, gave his date of birth, date of death. He was 20 years old. And then at the very top of the headstone, it didn’t have a Christian cross, it didn’t have a Star of David. It had a crescent and a star of the Islamic faith. And his name was Karim Rashad Sultan Khan. And he was an American, he was born in New Jersey, he was 14 at the time of 9/11 and he waited until he can go serve his country and he gave his life.”

- former Secretary of State Colin Powell

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Tue Oct 14

Has anyone else noticed that Microsoft’s latest marketing campaign has a subliminal message? Check out the last letter of each word in their new slogan:

"I’M A PC

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Fri Oct 10

Quote of the Day

"Blogging: Never have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few."

Somehow eerily appropriate for this site.

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Thu Oct 9

The F Word

Driving in my car with my 8-year-old in the back. We’re rocking out to an old Cloud Cult album when a particularly sexual, adult-themed song comes on and I skip it.

"Hey! Why’d you skip that?!"

"Because he sings about some adult stuff and it’s not for you."

"What does he say?!"

"I can’t tell you."

"C’mon, just tell me!"

"If I told you then you’d hear it."

"You can tell me!"

"No."

"Does he say ‘fart?’ He says ‘fart’ doesn’t he."

"Yes. He says ‘fart.’"

"I knew it."

via The Sneeze

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